haha Im awesome

Was feeling crappy/lazy last night cause i wanted to party but did not want to move. Everyone is out partying at the Big Air and i decided to stay home. I then received a call from my work asking I could come into work cause it was super busy and needed the hand. I thought why not, make some money and see my friends wasted. Got to my work and see that the front door is just flooded with people trying to get in. Takes a few minutes to penetrate the wall of douchebags, but sure enought I get in and start working. I was in charge of kicking people off the dancing stage so that the Coors Light girls had some room to dance. By the end of the night, getting everyone out was a chore. People just either not listening, or just stupid cause there all crazy drunk douchebags. Finally got everyone out, and the bar manager dumps a 2-4 of beer beside me and my co-workers and said "you guys did such a great job, this beer is on me..." So me beeing the non drinker, thinking.....should i have a beer? will one beer kill me? hmm... they are free beers no doubt, and there is 24 of them.......FUCK IT! I start drinking away, and once I finished the first on and reach for a second. I realized everyone is either half done theres or still almost full. I told myself lets see how many free beers i can get in me before everyone else. 6 beers later Bar manager decides to put a bucket full of beer near us and says " on me modda fuckERs" (he's french) then brings Jager bombs for everyone. After 10 or so minutes go by we start throwing beer bottles all over the bar and tried to smash everying we could. Ending up beeing a hilarious experience. When we left the bar, and looked outside....It was FUCKING SUNNY OUT! i looked at my phone and it said 6:45am. I couldnt beleive it was sunny out and all of us decided to go to Mcdonalds for breakfast and treat ourselves to a feast. Such a twisting sort of a events and im glad it happend.

p.s. fuck douchebags